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Cholst7200
05-13-2009, 08:24 AM
Just saw this on the news and thought it was really funny:

FORT WAYNE, Ind. – Officials say a suspected drug dealer who led police on a 90 mph chase in Indiana was arrested after he stopped suddenly at a Taco Bell parking lot.

Fort Wayne police Sgt. Mark Walters says 36-year-old Jermaine Askia Cooper told officers he "knew he was going to jail for a while" and wanted to get one last burrito.

Cooper was held without bail on four counts of dealing cocaine, one count of resisting arrest by fleeing and other charges.

A voicemail mailbox for a listing for a Jermaine Cooper in Fort Waine was full and not accepting messages.

Police say the chase began Tuesday after officers spotted Cooper, who was wanted on other charges, and tried to pull him over.

Gives a new meaning for the slogan "Make a run for the boarder."

Cholst7200
harb
05-13-2009, 08:38 AM
Funny!

But couldn't his lawyer enter an insanity plea, since he clearly has to be totally crazy to want to eat at Taco Bell? :)
Snooty
05-13-2009, 10:47 AM
Funny!

But couldn't his lawyer enter an insanity plea, since he clearly has to be totally crazy to want to eat at Taco Bell? :)

H,
Thanks for the reminder; I reckon I'll head over there straightaway!
S ;~)

PS: Unfortunately, my fave has been eliminated from the menu: Spicy Chicken Burrito ;~(
harb
05-13-2009, 11:15 AM
PS: Unfortunately, my fave has been eliminated from the menu: Spicy Chicken Burrito ;~(

ĦAy, caramba! ;)
kzm40
05-13-2009, 11:32 AM
ĦAy, caramba! ;)

You need to try a quadruple bypass burger, surprised no one's doing them in scotland..

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/menu.html .. :)
harb
05-13-2009, 11:40 AM
... surprised no one's doing them in scotland...

Oh, they are - but here they're called "appetisers" and are a staple pre-dinner snack in most homes! :p

Thanks for the link to that site - I'm not so sure of the food but there's a lot in those pictures (http://www.heartattackgrill.com/pictures.html)I'd happily eat... ;) ;)
harb
05-13-2009, 12:11 PM
Ohhhh man..... I've just been watching the TV link (http://www.heartattackgrill.com/index.html) - I have so got to go there!

For the food, of course! :)

8000 calories of heart-stopping goodness - not to undertaken without strict untrained scantily-clad medical supervision, naturally ;)
Snooty
05-14-2009, 01:15 PM
I fancy the burger in the second-last photo.
S
ChrisEdu
05-14-2009, 03:59 PM
OMG - those burgers look obscene! However, those 'nurses' can give me a bed-bath anytime! :)