PDA

View Full Version : My new hero or...best way to die


Cholst7200
05-28-2009, 10:49 PM
We've always been posed the question of how would you like to die. Some may say they'd like to die whilst sleeping. Others would like a more manly death like jumping in front of a bullet meant for the president, prime minister, or Queen. Or perhaps you'd like to simply or not so simply die like this fellow...:eek:

Our hero this month was a rather easy one to choose. This person not only showed by example that it is possible for a man to fulfill the popular male fantasy of dying after a half-day sex marathon with two women, but he also gave us a perfectly plausible excuse for employing nearly every hackneyed Viagra joke.

Late last month, the British publication The Sun reported that 28-year-old Russian mechanic Sergey Tuganov died after he took an entire bottle of Viagra to help him win an extremely friendly wager. Two women had bet him nearly $5,000 that he would not be able to satisfy them both nonstop for 12 hours.

According to Moscow police, Tuganov managed to pull off the staggering feat and win the bet. Minutes later, he dropped dead of a heart attack.

At least the $5,000 can help cover the cost of the lucky stiff’s funeral, which will no doubt be an open-casket service, for the mere fact that it’ll be impossible to close the coffin.

Of course, they probably had to bury him 6 feet and 6 inches under. At least, though, no one has to worry about him ever spinning in his grave.

One of the women who helped usher him to that sweet, eternal, post-coitus sleep, known only as Alina, said, “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.” For future such escapades, might we suggest a portable defibrillator to go along with the lube?

In addition to stimulating the imaginations of millions of men (not to mention the nether regions of two very sore women), Tuganov contributed to the medical community by giving new meaning to the term rigor mortis. He also demonstrated why it’s important for men who take Viagra to call their doctor if they have an erection that lasts more than four hours.

The Russians are known are for their statues. If they have any sense of decency, they’ll erect a big one in his honor.

Click here to discuss this article on our Message Board.
This article was originally posted on March 06, 2009

raptor
05-29-2009, 01:58 AM
i use them in a blender with bananas :)
last longer this way

Sharkman
05-29-2009, 07:16 AM
LOL
Darwin awards material!
12 "solid" hours with no chemical aid is impossible , last time I tried I was only able to carry on for 10 hours :-)

ChrisEdu
05-29-2009, 09:39 AM
So that Tantra training hasn't fully worked yet then, Fer! :)

enronforme
05-29-2009, 10:15 AM
I figure after 2 minutes I'm just being redundant :)

Sharkman
05-29-2009, 11:01 AM
I do not need tantra I am a natural :-)

ChrisEdu
05-29-2009, 01:39 PM
Yeah! We know you're a natural, but that's why you've not been lasting long enough! :)

harb
05-30-2009, 04:28 AM
...lucky stiff...


Tee hee :D

Snooty
05-30-2009, 11:58 AM
H,
The article is rather punny...
S ;~)

Craig
05-30-2009, 12:43 PM
The Sun reported that 28-year-old...

Well there's the problem - they needed to start with someone about half his age, of course then it wouldn't have been much of a challenge.

It might also explain the rash of female middle school teachers here in Florida going after their young students...

ChrisEdu
05-30-2009, 04:26 PM
Well there's the problem - they needed to start with someone about half his age, of course then it wouldn't have been much of a challenge.

It might also explain the rash of female middle school teachers here in Florida going after their young students...

What's the age range of a middle school there, then? Here, it's from about 8/9 to 11/12.

Craig
05-30-2009, 08:08 PM
What's the age range of a middle school there, then? Here, it's from about 8/9 to 11/12.

Probably a bit older here and "Middle School" can be different between school districts. Some places it is 6th through 8th grade and some places it is 7 through 9th grade so probably at the upper end of your age range say 11 - 14/15 or so.

Obviously I was being factitious and don't condone such acts but is getting a lot of press here....

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1901762,00.html

And some of the teachers were somewhat hot.

Almost makes me wish I was back in Middle School...

ChrisEdu
05-31-2009, 06:58 AM
Ah! To be back in school, as a pupil, and appreciate just how good things were! I see some of the 'young ladies' going to high school over here and can't believe how some of them look. There must be some very, very lucky young men out there!

Craig
05-31-2009, 07:56 AM
Isn't that the truth! Must be something in the water. Also probably the reason baggie pants 4 sizes too big became so popular...

ChrisEdu
05-31-2009, 10:30 AM
Lol :)