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    Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
    Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
    Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
    Again, before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
    Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
    Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
    Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
    When the teacher turns her back Johnny says in frustration, "I wish these dumb bitches would keep their ****ing mouths shut!"
    The teacher turns around and she is livid: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"
    Johnny: "Harvey Weinstein. Can I go now, Miss?

  • #2
    A good twist on an old joke.

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    • #3
      Lol, nice.

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      • #4
        Muy topical. Like it.

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        • #5
          Funny!

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