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    Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.



    An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I

    wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ..38 revolver so

    you will always remember me."



    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex instead?"



    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna

    have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of

    bambinos. "



    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with

    another man.

    "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up' "?

  • #2
    Brilliant! I loved that!

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    • #3
      True dat...

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      • #4
        Excellent!

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