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    Special Package for Businessmen

    An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.

    Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free.

    After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.

    All of them gave the same reply..."What trip?"



    New SIM to Surprise Her Husband

    Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides
    to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.

    She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:

    "Hello Darling."

    The husband responds in a low tone:

    "Let me call you back later Honey, my wife is in the kitchen.


    Cool Message by a Wife

    Dear Mother-in-law,

    "Don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement."



    Throwing Knives at Wife's Picture

    Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture.

    All the knives were missing the target!

    Suddenly he received a call from her "Hi, what are you
    doing?"

    His honest reply, "MISSING YOU."



    Habit of Talking in Sleep
    A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in
    his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?

    Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake..




    Your Husband Needs Rest

    Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace,
    so here are some sleeping pills.

    Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?

    Doctor: They are for you !

  • #2
    They were great, thanks for posting.

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    • #3
      Not bad!

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      • #4
        Chuckleworthy!

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